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Pee and Pack, more economical than surgery

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

Good morning Aramis,
For those women who think like you wife does, surgery
is not needed.

There is a whole line of plastic prosthetics for the
“pee and pack” crowd of FTM transsexuals which
your wife could also use.

I think at the end of the day, your wife will
void in privacy like most women do.

Best wishes,

Harold M. Reed, M.D.

P.S.  Surely, breast implants can wait.

On the hermaphroditic fringe

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

Dr.  Reed,  

Would it possible to add a penis to a female for urination purposes only and still have a operating vagina for natural child birth. does urine play a roll in the monthly activity of the vagina or is it just a way out of the body? My future wife is a vet student and she is always out in the field when she has to urinate, I thought having a penis would make life easier for her, I don’t mind the extra parts as long it makes her life easier. she’s no swim suit model! P.S. A penis is less noticeable and more useful than breast implants. 

Aramis

4 penile implants this past week

Sunday, May 11th, 2008

This past week, 4 inflatable penile implants were installed. Two were the AMS 700 model with inhibizone coating and new MS pump (one touch button begins inflation) and two were Mentor Titans.

All 4 patients have been discharged and will be followed in the office this week. The oldest patient is 91 and very active and passed his cariac evaluation with flying colors, the youngest was 47, who had already 2 MI’s and stents. All patients of course are medically cleared and truly these cases should only be performed in a hospital setting with cardiac fellows available all night long and of course an overnight stay.

Two patients were explant-implants, one had a fluid loss and the other an overly long prosthesis (not my patient originally), one a radio-oncologist.

Harold Reed, M.D.

All four patients are doing well as of 5/21/2008